You are bidding on a Genuine Nut
Necklace.
Genuine fake nut necklace that
is.
Made from two lifesize
Testicular Implants used for Male Scrotal
Inhancement
.
Come on ladies, show
the world you've got balls too!
Housewives, take his nuts out of your purse and wear them
proudly around your neck!
Show everyone who has the balls in your family.
Enjoy the feel of two big nuts bouncing between your
breasts!
If your man doesn't have a pair of his own, this would be the perfect gift
for him this holiday!
Cup them in your hand and cough for a
laugh!
Now you really can "Give your left nut for some
of that!"
Do your
balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you
tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental
soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang
low?